Random Animals

- The common Wombat(Vombatus Ursinus) produces six-sided cubic poos.  Far superior to your average poo as you can stack them up to mark territory and they don't fall over.  Sort of like homemade lego I guess.

- The worlds' smartest bird is the New Caledonian Crow.  Captive birds were shown how to drop stones into a glass cylinder and were then shown the same cylinder again with food floating halfway up.  Not only did they work out that dropping stones in would raise the water level, they only chose the largest stones.  Could use this as an IQ test for politicians, weed out dumb from dumber.

- A pigs' orgasm lasts 30 minutes.  Makes the idea of reincarnation strangely attractive.  Although I guess it only works with other pigs?  Oh well.  Thirty minute orgasms.  Who cares?

- A crocodile cannot stick its' tongue out.  At least now you know it's not going to lick you to see how you taste before it eats you.

- However, butterflies taste with their feet.  Always thought they were creepy little bastards.  All pretty and fluttery.  Next time one lands on your finger just remember what it's doing and  be grateful you obviously taste like shit or else it would be straight for your jugular!

- Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.  Well that's got to be a good thing?!


---Sally