Random Translations

- In a Belgrade hotel elevator:  To move cabin, push button for wishing floor.  If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor.  Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

- In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:  Not to perambulate the corridors during the hours of repose in the boots of Ascension.

- In a Japanese hotel:  You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

- On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:  Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

- On the menu of a Polish hotel:  Salad a firms own make, limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumpling in the form of a finger, roasted duck let loose, beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.


---Sally